Harry Enfield Presents... Wayne and Waynetta's Guide to Wedded Bliss

Think of world-famous lovers and you think of Romeo and Juliet, Antony and Cleopatra, Richard and Judy, Brad and Jennifer, Posh and Becks... and Wayne and Waynetta.

The Slobs may not fill the pages of glossy magazines, but, to Wayne and Waynetta, their 13 golden rules are the cement - or is it the dirt? - that binds them so closely together.

Wayne and Waynetta review how to keep your sex life spicy, treat your partner to a good night out and bring up your kids nice and proper.

In fact, their beloved offspring, Frogmella and Spudlika, bedecked in mock-designer gear, are brought to school by a proud father who believes that, when their teacher tells him they have special needs, it relates to their liking for pizza and chocolate and not their genetically inherited educational deficiencies.

Indeed, a happy marriage is a Slob marriage...